Tuesday, September 18, 2007

such a tease


So a week ago last Sunday my friend Brenda and I had quite the day of culture in Northern Minnesota. First up, Bigfork and the Edge Center for the Arts.

Did anyone else watch Lou Grant? Not Lou Grant that was Mary Tyler Moore's boss who used to stash a bottle in his desk and told Mary he hated spunk, but Lou Grant the hard hitting newspaperman. I seem to remember having a crush on Joe Rossi, that reporter who always got to the bottom of everything. And then there was Mrs. Pynchon, who later became Tony Soprano's mother. And there was someone else on that show. Linda Kelsey. That tiny fiery red headed reporter. Well a week ago Sunday, I saw her in Bigfork, Minnesota, putting on a one woman show about Emily Dickinson called "The Belle of Amherst".

Okay you big city folks, stop your laughing. This was no Waiting for Guffman. She was GOOD. I mean realgood!

In this little town, in a beautiful little theater, this tiny woman lit up the stage as Emily Dickinson. Really, she did. Did you know Emily wore only white? And that she dated married men? It was also exciting for me that the final poem she recited was the only poem I have ever memorized (partially at that) "Because I could not stop for death".

After the show, we were hungry, and since nothing was open in Bigfork, we decided to make our way north, to the booming town of Effie, Minnesota. Our friends own and operate the Neighborhood Tavern there, and it just happened to be the Jugband Boogie weekend.

More later...

Monday, September 10, 2007

Lou Grant and Jug Bands


I had a great Sunday in Northern Minnesota. The weather was great, I saw a former TV actress, and I saw a couple of jug bands. What could be better?

More to come...

Thursday, September 6, 2007

In Other News

Some have inquired into the nature of the subheading beneath Cobb County.

US NEWS AND CURLING REPORT.

The good news is that it is less dangerous than me with a curling iron. What it really involves is my ongoing education into the world of curling.

Okay fine, there was one email. It went something like this:

> Are you really curling? Damn, that makes me jealous:
Now would be the time to tell you about watching my mom curl being,
easily, one of my earliest memories. The rink in Grafton, ND had a
bar/restaurant/diner thing where your no-frills observation "balcony" would
be normally. I'd eat grilled cheese and then spin the seats of the diner's
counter stools until someone made me stop. Then I'd watch mom practice
through the glass. They used brooms with long, straw bristles back then.


Grand Rapids is big on curling. Who am I kidding? It's Bob the Gardener who is big on curling. And the Canadian TV station we get proudly claims "It's Curling Night in Canada!" Or maybe that was just during the hockey strike.

Bob is a member of the seniors league and I'm bound and determined to go see him play this year.

So far my education is very limited. There's a stone (round granite playing piece. Also known as the rock), a broom and people shouting HURRY HURRY HURRY.

We'll see what the winter has in store. I hear there is a women's league.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Where We've Been


the county government has decreed it "time to put up wood" 'round these parts, so that's what we've been doing. The whole crew has been out.

We may be out in the woods, but that doesn't mean the criminal element is sleeping, no sir-ee-bob.

Even though the mayor isn't all that involved in the law enforcement arm of the county, he respectfully submitted the following report.

THEFT:
A homeowner on 8 Mile Road in rural Grand Rapids came home to find an unknown woman exiting her house. The woman told her she had used the bathroom and grabbed a can of beer from the owner's fridge. The woman was arrested and transported to detox. No value given.

BURGLARY:
A cabin burglary was reported at 8:48 pm on Feaster Road in Spring Lake. The burglar broke into the cabin, made a pizza and stole a .22 caliber pistol. Total value is approximately $500.

BURGLARY:
A cabin burglary was reported at 12:54am on Feaster Road in Spring Lake. Missing was a gas can, shotgun shells and other miscellaneous items. No value was given.

THEFT:
An indeterminate amount of electrical wire was reported stolen from Keewatin Taconite at 2:28pm. No value was given.