Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Where We've Been


the county government has decreed it "time to put up wood" 'round these parts, so that's what we've been doing. The whole crew has been out.

We may be out in the woods, but that doesn't mean the criminal element is sleeping, no sir-ee-bob.

Even though the mayor isn't all that involved in the law enforcement arm of the county, he respectfully submitted the following report.

THEFT:
A homeowner on 8 Mile Road in rural Grand Rapids came home to find an unknown woman exiting her house. The woman told her she had used the bathroom and grabbed a can of beer from the owner's fridge. The woman was arrested and transported to detox. No value given.

BURGLARY:
A cabin burglary was reported at 8:48 pm on Feaster Road in Spring Lake. The burglar broke into the cabin, made a pizza and stole a .22 caliber pistol. Total value is approximately $500.

BURGLARY:
A cabin burglary was reported at 12:54am on Feaster Road in Spring Lake. Missing was a gas can, shotgun shells and other miscellaneous items. No value was given.

THEFT:
An indeterminate amount of electrical wire was reported stolen from Keewatin Taconite at 2:28pm. No value was given.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like your woodpile, maybe you can come to my cabin and make some wood for me.
Timely stories of the break ins, etc. My cabin was broken into sometime in August, went there on 8/28 only to find the remains of their deeds. No vandalism, only property loss.
Thanks for keeping the blog, I do enjoy it.
peter